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OH! RIRRIAN, RANGE ROVER VS PROBOX

Cash Money Sister Ahem! RIRRIAN is another way of pronouncing LILLIAN Crash comparison of that would be one between two 787 aircrafts ouch! Some ears would get seriously hurt by the sound of RI.. what RIRRIAN ouch! So my neighbour refers to a certain hooker as RIRRIAN. IT happened like this he left his first 'love' because of infidelity or call it adultery in some parts of the country where that is almost as common as chewing gum. It being common doesn't reduce the emotional beating the act gives the victims. So after experiencing the cruel beating of adultery my neighbour fled into the city Nairobi. One cold rainy day being a friend of the bottle he talked to a hooker in the pub, took her number and negotiated the price of services $5 for a night. He went home, reaching home, he realized that the cold was intolerable so he called the hooker, 'you come, you said $5?, come now' he gave her the directions and even went to meet her. Noisy they were all through...

GOD TAKEN ILL

Breaking news, maybe repairing. In light of the week to come Trillions of birds to feed Trillions of grass to dress Trillions of tonnes of oxygen to supply for animals. Trillions of tonnes of carbon dioxide to supply to plants by day Trillions of tonnes of oxygen for plants by night Trillions of lilies to dress Trillions of kilometers of space to monitor Trillions of lights to monitor In light of the above and other we are sorry to report that God has been taken ill Repairing News, He's not stressed and He's not about to. The grass, lilies aren't stressed either. Will I be? Repaired.