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Ad critique

Coca-Cola-mmh! That bully stuff Gillette shaving ad-every star available.

ICyber, Ingold cyber

Another customer comes calling I have to refund them their money, I need more $$, maybe partners. So that like Alibaba they can be billionaires one day. Few changes on charges, yes that's the difference.

OH! RIRRIAN, RANGE ROVER VS PROBOX

Cash Money Sister Ahem! RIRRIAN is another way of pronouncing LILLIAN Crash comparison of that would be one between two 787 aircrafts ouch! Some ears would get seriously hurt by the sound of RI.. what RIRRIAN ouch! So my neighbour refers to a certain hooker as RIRRIAN. IT happened like this he left his first 'love' because of infidelity or call it adultery in some parts of the country where that is almost as common as chewing gum. It being common doesn't reduce the emotional beating the act gives the victims. So after experiencing the cruel beating of adultery my neighbour fled into the city Nairobi. One cold rainy day being a friend of the bottle he talked to a hooker in the pub, took her number and negotiated the price of services $5 for a night. He went home, reaching home, he realized that the cold was intolerable so he called the hooker, 'you come, you said $5?, come now' he gave her the directions and even went to meet her. Noisy they were all through...

GOD TAKEN ILL

Breaking news, maybe repairing. In light of the week to come Trillions of birds to feed Trillions of grass to dress Trillions of tonnes of oxygen to supply for animals. Trillions of tonnes of carbon dioxide to supply to plants by day Trillions of tonnes of oxygen for plants by night Trillions of lilies to dress Trillions of kilometers of space to monitor Trillions of lights to monitor In light of the above and other we are sorry to report that God has been taken ill Repairing News, He's not stressed and He's not about to. The grass, lilies aren't stressed either. Will I be? Repaired.

Brand Visibility, Brand Visibility, Brand Visibility @Nairobi

Yes more like that, Coca-Cola, my android keyboard has Coca-Cola in it's dictionary, what did I expect! They have a New song out, good or bad? Not bad. Mmh! That's very vague. Understand me please. I'm new in Nairobi, living in a small room, I don't think it can make me good cash on airbnb. Maybe I think I should try. Ingold Ent. Is still up and running. If a super brand in Nairobi, sponsor several matatus'(public service vehicles) WiFi, and thus increasing your visibility. So Coca-Cola became more visible, got more sales. ....

Ad lover

Its almost the end of April, the fourth month which ad stands out for you so far?

Innovative gold, Ingold, whatsApp pay

How about WiFi in a wedding, weddingold ♡. How about PayPal, sorry a mobile money platform for whatsApp, I think it would be wonderful. In Kenya using the under-utilised railroads with private trams and trains? I like the whatApp one can sure borrow many things from Kenya's Mpesa.

Marketing? Think Ingold

A psv(Buses) carries about 30people sixteen times in a day so for a month it'll have carried 480x30 =14400 Partnering with 100 with WiFi amounts to14400 x100=1440000people. -visibility -inter-activeness. Due to availability of WiFi marketing digital content is a superb thing. Not limited to 100 buses. Not Limited to Kenya. Charges $50 per bus per month.

Premiering with 'THE PREMIER'

Started monetizing WiFi with a bus company called 'THE PREMIER', what a name. In the company I was given ten busses to install and manage WiFi, I have only done two, eight to go. Still marketing for one who would like to advertise in this level, none yet but I can foresee a glorious future. As earlier stated five busses in twenty routes would give a million views per month if a brand seeks for visibility. At a cost of $50 only per bus per month, only twelve months in a year, my hands will soon be full. This a 100 busses equate to 1million views more busses are definitely available. Read of dropbox increasing employees I tell you it's a digital age.

Marketing Proprer #Ingold Cyber

A psv(Buses) carries about 30people sixteen times in a day so for a month it'll have carried 480x30 =14400 Partnering with 100 with WiFi amounts to14400 x100=1440000people. -visibility -inter-activeness. Due to availability of WiFi marketing digital content is a superb thing.

Ingold Cyber Marketing? 1,2,3..

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Google here is providing free WiFi Mumbai while seeking future ways of profit making. Ingold Cyber has this week walking into several offices seeking providers of digital content to maximize on this fried chicken ready to be eaten. Mmh! still shopping for sellers of digital content Cloud Spaces for storage Betting sites Music stores e.t.c. There are over one million free WiFi spots world wide, truth is WiFi is not really that free to the provides and most of them find ways of factoring the cost in their other sell-able products. Hope to be part of Google's solutions to profitability in Mumbai. IN Kenya especially in Nairobi I would like to work with aspiring politicians as early as now to increase their visibility in Nairobi  early before campaign periods start.

Ingold Cyber

Number 1. WiFi in public service vehicles where the users register weekly with some amount. Number 2. Wifi in public places including restaurants where a fee will be charged. Number 3. For people that want to maximize their WiFi in terms of money they can also share their their passphrases with those who want to use, neighbors and so on. Number 4. Provide digital content. Psyche internet is not really that free. WiFi being internet transmitted via wireless channel, so where it's free people pay for it in a way. With cost sharing users can access the internet at an affordable price. Next colony should be Uhuru Park.

Barclays PLC

Barclays plc is about to quit Africa thus creating more jobs? What do you mean? Well most people wait to be sacked so that they can think about starting their own businesses. Read also of other international manufacturing companies set to quit africa mmh! More jobs.

ICyber to Ingold Cyber

As some wise son of the continent said God is not Kenyan so think global. Ingold is the New name. I found out that iCyber is already registered so I registered Ingold which is still iCyber in a way. Some are paying and I'm glad. Hope to roll this worldwide.

Ad Lover Valentine's bowl

Wix Israel sorry, wix ad was wonderful $5m for that wow! Super bowl great, advertisers haven in Kenya football is still not that well understood so we'd be wondering what is going on here. Meanwhile, Coca-Cola hit a homerun with their high school love ad this Valentine's season.

Ad lover Trump vs Obama? Go Trump

Me thinks Trump is a very sharp fellow. If he competed against Obama he could not stand a chance. But like a great salesman he's selling himself wonderfully. Controversy sells is the great equation here. I'll be excited to see president Trump rule. To see whether success in business means success in government leadership. See in soccer a successful coach or manager of a national team is not always successful in club football. Will be interesting watch, better than 'Star Wars' maybe Disney should buy this.

Anti-naked animals Demo

How could they Not wear descent clothes? Why don't they have boutiques? Are they not afraid to bear all to their young ones? Since birth why don't they change clothes? Despite their being illiterate how come they have jobs?  And eat well? My point? These characters don't worry, yet they are clothed and eat your more than they. Don't worry 2016

Hybrid ladies

They are freesh They don't have mood swings. They don't have verbal diarrhea. They age gracefully. They are respectful. They are set by default to love more when your bank account is small. They are wired to love the kitchen. Latest stocks are from 40yrs downwards, the sellable ones are those above 18yrs. Limited stocks of men also available The men have a hand for making money. They are tall and handsome. Visit any of our stores in Jupiter. Planet Jupiter. They actually exist on earth. They are products of TRUE LOVE.

AD lover

High school love Oh! Share a coke, the song keeps playing on my mind. I don't even have the lyrics.