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Top Gear Africa

I bet you haven't seen this episode of Top Gear. Jeremy was suspended, maybe for good but boy that guy has talent. That's just the concoction that we have in society especially Africa. What about Clinton? Yeah! Something like that. Gadaffi Libya's former and late president perfectly fits the bill as far as this narrative is concerned. The guy brought a lot of development in that part of the world, it's said that electricity and water were in abundant supply. Only that in abundant supply also was oppression which brought his ouster and subsequent use of 'the error' * which is still being evidenced today. Were we supposed to be shocked? Almost every month here in Kenya ladies come back claiming that they were harassed by their employers. Uncle Bob on the other hand has been able to bring his country to very high literacy levels but not just that he has made the value of their currency to be so low. In Kenya KOT that's Kenyans on Twitter keep complainin...

Nepal, ad critique

Condolences to the Nepalese people, I don't know if the the jihadist are sympathetic or they will think that the earthquake will get virgins for killing people. Can't stand those guys, a Sheikh Kinyua was being interviewed on NTV Kenya morning talk show and he talked of Islam having four major pro phets Jesus and Mohammed being amo ng , so some Muslims apparently don't believe in Jesus and others don't believe in Mohammed. What, Mohammed why then are they Muslims? Anyway throughout the interview I couldn't help realize that there is an error in that book they use which during #worldbookday got a lot of mentions in Twitter. Ad Critique Since digital migration here in Kenya only BIG BOYS are advertising namely Coca-Cola, Safaricom, Nivea, Faiba (by Jamii Telecom). Nothing new and interesting. With many new digital channels viewership has to be rated so that the companies can know where to put their money.

Beautiful Kenya or it?

Beautiful Kenya, I'm told of some very small and equally very weird lake in Muranga where no one has ever been able to measure it's depth. Many children are said to have been swallowed by the lake, everything thrown in there sinks and is never traceable again, the lake doesn't dry up. Potatoes are apparently i n short supply in MOLO and brokers are having to get them from Tanzania yet the Tanzanians are the ones who normally come for potatoes here in Kenya. Rains don't come because of Timsales reforestation. The rains are back thanks be to God, they failed despite Timsales reforestation, in the Western parts of Kenya some crying rock even stopped crying which it had not done in a long time. Garrisa Attack My take. Apparently when man is told not to walk on the grass that's when he will walk on it, what he is told to do he mostly doesn't, what he's told not to do that he does, then one tells me that Islam teaches people to be peaceful, that's the dev...

Bye Easter, till next year

Icy Case Some extremist actually loved humanity so extremely that he gave his life for humanity. Fortunately, he became He when he Rose from the dead. The government of the day tried to hide this fact/truth but they didn't succeed. So let's laugh at them, one two go. Ha! Ha! Ha! Reminds me of some present day that need to attend P.R. lessons. Muslim in heaven? Some Christian in the 90s was shocked to die and find a muslim in heaven. He enquired and found out that on her death bed she actually accepted Jesus as her saviour. What do you mean, extremely extreme. He loved all and carried all's sin consequence. Extremist, extremely loved us and since love is all about responsibility he carried the consequence of the criminal, murder, porn actors, actresses, prostitutes, child sex offender. ... That if they would only believe they would then receive the consequence of righteousness. We're not done, I'm told that the top two most philanthropic persons are Jewi...

Success, succession management

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Yeah! Actually my keyboard tells me that it's set in default to type in the Queens' English which I find unbearably twee. Oh! I like the flair therein. Success Marriage is a climax in some people's life and otherwise to others. It should be blissful and not otherwise. One tip if you are religious I know you RESPECT your spiritual leader. If an atheist I bet you RESPECT your leader in Kenya they have a president "chuckle! chuckle!" Hey you there why are you laughing? Anyway you should respect your spouse as you do your president, sorry spiritual leader then you won't even fight. So some chap here called Jastan is a successful businessperson. You see this guy the birds tell me married a wife from a well-up family and they both desired to be successful businesspeople but they didn't have the big K, capital, they tried this, it didn't work, tried that, total failure. That last word eventually doesn't count if you are patient and persistent. Durin...