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AD LOVER II 2015

TWeetabix - 5, wrong breakfast slowing people down. Supa-loaf - 3, I haven't really cracked this as. Chaka ranch -5 i want to go there. Corporate helicopters -5, ridiculously affordable, yeah!

AD LOVER 2015

The erc ad get all stars 5 The yagpoa ad well, ... Coca-Cola's teen love mmh! For reminding me of me 5. Fiber, for not telling me merry Christmas, 4 Safaricom ah! Mmh! ... OLX, Eric Omondi 5 AIRTEL Kenya, Alfred Mutua 5 Durex condom mmh! Please pass by security check before we talk. Tusker too by the security check. KPLC, 5 MOVIT 3

Gold 2015

Golden state warriors, like Trump I'll say GO! GO! GO! The jockey fro Australia who broke the record, Gold. To her father, widower raising 10 kids and one breaks horse racing record, gold. Ozil and Chec for raising Arsenal's chances of winning, gold. To Donald Trump, gold. To the Mandera Muslims that shielded some none Muslims, gold. Eagles of death, no gold, change name PLEASE! To the company that is making high breed ladies, go... I'll talk about that 2016.

Golden Christmas y'all

Great year it has been

Online music store

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Ad lover

Eric omondi is always hilarious, his olx ads are great. From paying dowry to being a lady.

Girls I do adore?

What was Jay-Z thinking when he sung that song? My point? Men and women are worlds apart, what I like about women is how they are wired for provision. I have met several women and have seen how they despise a man who can't provide. They abhor such. Some get married at the command of hormones only to realize that the dude ain't providing and if he is he's not providing enough. That is an incidence creates more jazz than when Ali met Forman. I have lived with girls and boy this is true. Porn however great it may seem completely messes up this fact of life and creates some down right unrealistic world. Choices have consequences though. Provision, provision, provision. Few women have gone against the grain and ended up to be providers e.g. one great one in Nakuru, Mache hardware. And seveseveral others here and there. Once a lady in Bloomberg was asked to tell about who some entrepreneur was by the show of the entrepreneur's face, the lady got the entrepreneurs na...

Financing solutions

During h the funeral of a certain local rich fellow another rich fellow gave a speech of how he was lucky to meet the departed fellow because the departed fellow gave him a sawmill equipment that helped him  tremendously. By the time he gave the speech the living fellow owned several major buildings in town. One of the shark tank ladies got hers from, eh! Ah! How do I put it? Year some rich husband. I gave the story of Jastan here before. Some chic in Eldoret was a hooker, on her many trips to mombasa she realized a demand for tomatoes which were in plenty at home, so with some of her spoils she started the tomato business which made her rich moneywise. The Bidco fellows, poor them, eh! Poor doesn't apply here, rich them now they are somewhere. Strive Masiyiwa got great help from IFC which I'm also seeking for. I found a great partner in cosmopolitan sacco currently only in Nakuru county GOLD right here.

Tech bubbles?

Whatever those are they are a great concern in this generation. Uber, airbnb .... As a techy myself I only seek to add value to life, not to extort money. That's my verdict, techies only seek to solve problems not to extort. Soon I will be launching something major, you shall be the first to know. SOLVING Problems.

Oh! Paris, we stand with you

BP is in town and with a bang. That meens that there is potential in this town. Well there is in any. The peoples in the towns are gold. We should all make our towns glitter because we're golden. It starts in the mind. Be positive. I have been processing some business e.g. hosting this blog.

Mistakes & prof Hamo

So Prog Hamo is finally advertising, and he's advertising scholarly stuff, yes ad they say the rest is history. About mistakes, I was amazed by the testimony of one entrepreneur, how he borrowed money from so many friends so much so that some black listed him in their phones. A call from him would suggest that he wanted more debt. Eric Kinoti is his name, I'm liking this guy. Honda according to some local columnist has a gear system that has never failed since 1989 but this year Honda had problems with their airbags. VW oh! My wee! Cheating! Aiyah! Yah! Mmh! However, VW is too big to fall. However, VW needed the shake up, some pundits say. GM, Jeep oh! Boy! Anyway the only people in a field that  'are perfect' are the spectators.

Babu Owino, Gold?

Just asking myself what kind of leaders our universities give to society. Currently several university students are at home due to strikes in their versities. Babu Owino might have been in the system many years and understands the issues that the students face better than any other student. Mmmh! Cris Kirubi one great Kenyan entrepreneur commented once that if only there was a country that needed politicians Kenya would gladly send that country a ship load of politicians since Kenya has plenty of them who don't do much good as compared to harm. Dr. David Ndii stated once that Americans look up to great entrepreneurs unlike Kenya where we look up to politicians. I happened to visit Rosoga Sawmill here in Molo and was awed by what goes on there. There are so many employees there and boy it's a great place and being in an area called Total I didn't expect anything of that size there. Such entrepreneurs make great impact to society. Politicians also play some par...

Gold

So today, St. Joseph's hospital had a great day yesterday giving people free health services in one of Molo's finest Elburgone. I have an appointment tomorrow at a sawmill in Total center, I was utterly shocked to see such a humongous industry in Total, surely I can be great anywhere. The above is what this page is all about each of us has great resources that can make us explode into greatness wherever we are in.  
So facebook goes to space optimism, I like such

Icyber

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Will be rolling out several of its products this week. Premium is good. Just send the code e.g. pwa1 to 0729488936 as shown in the WiFi name. And you will be notified accordingly as to how to get access to the WiFi pass-phrases.

Gold in Molo

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The Clothes in this picture belong to a lady that I like. This lady had many grandchildren from what some claimed were irresponsible children. The many grandchildren have given birth to this great business, selling children's wears. Where troubles are look around your solution might be right near there. This business has caused the lady to quit her career of seventeen years as a teacher. Good tidings no doubt.

U&I GOLD

Not just in Molo, everywhere we are we are gold. Some donkeys miles away from lilies having a similar experience. The donkeys ROTFL! and the lilies LOL!  at one another for not changing clothes 'like forever'. 'Hahaha! Fellow donkey, you, you, you've never changed clothes since you were born just that grey coat hahaha! ' Lilly you haven't changed clothes since you were born just those beautiful colors of yours lol! Mmh! The last is not that funny, lilies don't change yet they are almost unbeatable in beauty. So the Jesus says that life is more than clothes,  more than food. What's left? Be the change, difference you want to see. Get right with God, condolences are in order here for families that lost their loved ones in Mecca, of the descent of Ishmael, a son of Abraham a man of God who is consequently the father of Christianity (from his wife Sarah) and Islam (from his bond woman Hagar)

Apple's Premium

Premium is good. So are Apple's premium prices any good. In Kenya teachers are demanding for a pay hike or in a better way a pay rise. In this country Apple is considered expensive. The other day I was researching about car tracking devices and I was amazed by the fellows that offer the tracking services for free. Most of their websites were down, Facebook pages dormant for long periods of time and so on and so forth. For mobile apps I'm yet to know how they make money but from one of my favorite news channels I24TV I learnt that app developers in Apple get better pay for their apps than developers in other platforms. There you go. Premium is good as at that. Even for tracking devices I would recommend premium.

Gold Money Link?

http://jobrize.com/index.php?ref=291919 Let's try the link above and see it works. If it does it can be better than unemployment benefits.

Oktoberfest? No Germany's Gold

Studying Germany's economic miracle. Involved lots of economic policies. Crisis just like those of America in the name of depression and civil war that resulted in formation of great companies like Coca-Cola. Today refugees want asylum in Germany, the greatest economy in the European union. Industrialization is key. More than policies great problems like world war two and r the civil war make even the timid want to test the waters, even with both feet. A by the wa way is that the great rulers of yesteryears built great nations at the expense of the people who were at times misused. I believe that's why when the kind of Libya collapsed they collapsed big-time.

Golden Kenya

Athletes one two, I'm wise I don't have enough fingers to count. The Dutchess (hope spelling is correct) of Cambridge has some connections here in Kenya. Obama, yes the American President is proudly Kenyan. Rugby, volleyball, Mo Farah trains here. ...

KNUT GOLD

KNUT, Kenya National Union of Teachers Molo branch apparently elected a lady Ms Susan Mwangi to head them. She beat several other male contenders to be the leader.

Good opium. ~Habit

Migrant criss is hurting Europe badly to then think that religion is any good is atrocious. Anyhow, one important personality said that religion is the opium of the masses. That's outrageously on point especially in the 21st century where as alluded before the world is ailing from a so called 'wonderful' religion sad that that has to even be an issue today. However 90% as humans is said to be out of habit what I relate to religion and thus opium. Doing something for 30 days consistently makes it habitual thus you can do it without much thinking, almost a reflex. In Kenya this year there has been serious fight against illicit brews and now hard drugs. Including opium. Those fellows who were addicts will have to take a new kind of opium, religion, habits. Yes,  habits.

KCBMPESA, DR OWUOR ads ish.

The KCBMPESA ad is amazing taking swipes at instant loan businesses. Ha! Wonderful. When Dr Owuor has a meeting you'll see adverts that are interesting e.g. The Grand Mega Meeting by the Mighty Prophet. My! The amount of adjectives used is humongous. Just like one given to one Julius Yego the other day when he threw the javelin, the commentator called the throw  'colossal'. Mmh! Gold right there. #someonetellTrumph go for it

Ad Lover

Sawa soap mmh! Great ad. Soap so good people don't want to leave the bathroom, only in an advert. Supa Loaf, there's a new song in town. Ad songs are a great thing except some are so much bent on passing the message that they totally mess up the song. Great name from a product, Bizwise. The song mmh! Aaah! Anyway I get the message. Telecom battles continue, all are great. Personally I don't like people that tell me the bad of others for you can almost be sure that they will tell your bad to others. So the witty telcos are referencing one another as  'the other network' and leave the viewer to guess who they are talking about.

Go Trump

As I had previously said a black president doesn't necessarily means good tidings for the blacks and consequently Africa so am still bent Trump-wards. Japan and others continue to remember the events of world war two, and the subsequent consequences.  In the 1940-50s many things happened and part of them had to do with Israel and depending on their inclinations some nations got greatness and others lost it.

Golden 'Unlimited' data

Those who set trends make things easy for those who follow. Some innovator told how while developing his motor vehicle reflectors he checked whether there others who had done the same and he found out that there were others in that field. He didn't relent but continued with his idea. So I'm still shopping for a good ISP for provision of internet, liquid Telecom has great offers, not misusing the word unlimited. I just found out that that word means many things, Orange Telecom has really come of age as far as internet services is concerned. Having Sheldon Adelson as a shareholder somewhere therein you know Orange has to be top notch . The Jew factor. I like their tradition of taking risks. Anyway Orange Telecom still seems favorable though in Kenya Safaricom has been for many years dominant in matters telecommunication Orange Telecom and liquid Telecom are good for business, what about Faiba? Well i haven't tried that, I know I will soon. If you have any ideas pleas...

WiFi gold

There's a footprint of gold in Molo in most of the world. In haniel hotel it's WiFi, next is Molo's finest Mama Kevin's Cafe. My greatest joy is when people embrace innovation. Genius as defined by one Albert Einstein is simplification of complex things. We won't die at 25 and wait to be buried at 75.

Ad Lover

Diva ad, super! Safaricom's witnesser mmh! Gr8 try.

Go! Trumph go!

According to the article by one Dr. David Ndii juu it's not that big a deal to have an African president as POTUS since the current one has not done that much as compared to some of his predecessors. Jeb sorry jab right there. Apparently initiatives a such as AGOA did well before the African took over. Sheldon Adelson also joins this fray, he agrees with research that republicans are better than democrats in philanthropy. A point Dr David Ndii agees with. This that the other, this is one of the reasons why i love Christianity you never seem to work enough people will always compare you to some other person.

Life drones

Al jezira I hope I got the spelling correct once showed how drones are a great scare to those in Afghanistan, oh! How I wish they were used in N.W. Kenya to track livestock. On top of that, have rfids, eids or some other modern tracking systems.

#GESKenya2015, #GES2015 GOLD

It's a wonderful thing for Kenya to host #GES2015. I hope world banks and telecommunication companies are taking notes from Equity bank's Equitel, a bank account with a SIM card. Watch this pace.

Ad Lover

Some ad about people sleeping during work hours, Weetabix. Maybe that's my problem most of my adult life I kept sleeping during class time. Mmh! But breakfast to me has to be heavy. Some farm product will do, but great ad that. Some other products ad are really economized you will find the same ad across countries that speak different languages, the lip movement doesn't match with words spoken.

Maximizing WiFi gains

#GESKenya2015 POTUS is in Kenya, yeah! Blood is thicker than dollar. Dah! Now Kenya is simply blessed, Nakuru became the 16th city IN THE WORLD to have free WiFi. 16th means we need to be smart at offering WiFi to the masses. Use of repeaters and so on can ensure maximization of WiFi on both sides customer and sellers. The hotspots may not be in the most convenient of places but there you go its free. The future is definitely in the internet, YouTube has been making millionaires through ads posted on their viral videos. In a techy news segment I'm made to understand that some traditional media stations tried to 'buy' these YouTube superstars but they refused since they are already loaded financially. So to  access YouTube WiFi goes a long way so are you ♡. A hotel ♥. A busy cyber ♡. A real estate manager. .. iCyber seeks to be a third party to ensure that WiFi gain$ are maximized.

Maximizing WiFi gains

A cyber cafe? A hotel? A supermarket? Estate, building? Other institutions? Would you want to maximize your WiFi gain$? Would you like a third party to manage you WiFi? So by shear gentleman agreement icyber is offering a platform of maximizing WiFi gains for different sets of dealers especially cyber cafe owners. If you are interested here are some details I will require ♡ Times that WiFi is available - opening and closing Times ♡ if someone will be available to change router password for at least every hour -night -or daytime The user of this service should prefix his/her WiFi name with a specific identifier which icyber shall offer. Payments shall be to icyber via mobile money transfer and shall be distributed to cybers as per the hour used. END USER ♡ We aim to provide a pass phrase to clients after they pay for the WiFi. ♡ We aim to have a uniform password for secured WiFi signals with the icyber prefix over a common geographical zone and t...

Gold in Eldoret

Eldoret is one humongous town. Unlike many other big towns Eldoret still has a lot of space for expansion. For starters like me there's a Starbucks in Eldoret. An airport, many other hotels including Asis hotel, Queens Court. .. Many successful athletes hail either from Eldoret or nearby towns. Few stories that excited me were of this businessmen who started from scratch. A car seller who started with a for sale sign on a car that wasn't his and now has a car sale yard. A forex beureu owner who didn't have money to stat, capital we call it. Fired from his bank job he had over used his last pair of shoe and was on course to exhaust his flip-flops. As he was walking one day, he met one successful athlete who he had dealt with in his banking days, he asked for capital in exchange for shares. Oh! Oh! Yes he got it. ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS. WHOOSH!

Ad Lover

Coca-Cola will be talked about as long as ads exist. The one running now in Kenya and I guess in the world is comforting. You mean millions of YouTube videos have zero views. As an entrepreneur I like the ad.

Ad Lover

Airtel money haha! Swipes, swipes at Safaricom. Alfred Mutua, even if he didn't do a thing he just looks funny. Liquid Telecom adds to the beatings too bad Safaricom still enjoys great audience since it carried the hearts of many from the beginning. Liquid Telecom however are a leader in their field, networking.

Maximize WiFi gains

So by shear gentleman agreement icyber is offering a platform of maximizing WiFi gains for different sets of dealers especially cyber cafe owners. If you are interested here are some details I will require ♡ Times that WiFi is available - opening and closing Times ♡ if someone will be available to change router password for at least every hour -night -or daytime The user of this service should prefix his/her WiFi name with a specific identifier which icyber shall offer. Payments shall be to icyber via mobile money transfer and shall be distributed to cybers as per the hour used. END USER ♡ We aim to prov ide a pass phrase to clients after they pay for the WiFi. ♡ We aim to have a uniform password for secured WiFi signals with the icyber prefix over a common geographical zone and time frame. My number +254 729 488 936

Kenya Exorsised, horrid or not?

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Happy Indepence Day America, almost overshadowed by politics but what a great nation, I again would like to pass my regards. Individuals like Kenneth E. Hagin have had tremendous impact on Africa, I bet America is only great because of its great Christian foundations. And it's mostly good relations with Israel. So the legislators from the Central Kenya have brought about some trail of spiritual destruction, best horror movie ever. My humble plea to all nations today to avoid crisis like the Greek one of possible exit from the E.U. is to reduce the barriers to entry of trade. Case study Kenya. The Spiritual attacks all over the country have led to thousands maybe millions of spirits being cast out and destroyed. The spirits as they are called, which many young people have taken to due to varied reasons whose consumption has led to many road accidents and marital problems especially in the central parts of Kenya. One the last step to exocism would be reduce barriers of entry ...

The Girls Of Nakuru

Mmh! Everything about Nakuru is wow! Including the girls, went to a certain church and I just loved what I saw and heard. The girls were deep in their scriptures and in their prayers, fervent. A great environment for my children to grow up in. The WiFi, free WiFi in Nakuru is actually free and it's working. The market places are receiving face lifts wonderful, street lights in Molo, Elburgon ...  the county goverments are working.

Golden visit

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So the Deputy President of Kenya happened to touch down on a local school. (Background: most of these boys scream and shout when a helicopter passes anywhere near them) The Deputy President's helicopter landed in the particular school. On another cosy issue a merry-go-round has been around for some time Mmh! What if the Asian in charge became a banker? Maybe a doctor? .... Anyway for superb websites if you are within Molo don't you hesitate to call me or email me, I have done communityhealthandrescuecenter.com and statismark. com the best you will find in Molo.

Ad Critique

Sunrise Washing powder is getting happy with Pharel Williams mmh! Hope they made him happy all the way to the back, but that would be $mall to them.

Golden weekend

Gold is almost everywhere we only to look for it, in New York, Texas, Saudi Arabia, Molo, Nakuru, Nepal everywhere. Tel Aviv, everywhere. Why Tel Aviv? Ahem!  LGBT, why don't vegetarians make a lot of hullabaloo about their disposition? What's all the fuss with this LGBT fellows? Anyway Nakuru country which houses MOLO is rapidly growing, I love it. Hotels are being established even so often I love to visit that town. I happened to meet with Njoku, one great fellow who like me is a badminton enthusiast hailing from Elburgon and an engineer with Timsales a landmark company in this sides of Kenya. I also saw a Nissan Patrol New shape thanks to some great institution in this area. I saw Toyota Tundra first traversing the streets of Molo some time ago. Note still on the same paragraph.

Balloon Kenya in Molo

So I happened to attend an entrepreneurship training which ends with financing of some of the entrepreneurs apparently at no interest rate, suite yourself. In no other class do students speak more than the teacher. I also give talks so I really appreciate. As taught here are some points from there. - market research -Test -capital -launch Agree, disagree? Please comment.

Ad Critique

Fresha ads to the fray of toon ads quite impressive. That if sweetness persists see your nearest shop.

Californium energy

I am looking for some serious partner in making wood pellets for export.

Land for sale

Kamwaki Farm 100acres, now 300,000per acre incredible deal to be sold as a whole. 0729488936

Ad Critique

Nairobi Aviation College, haha! After a NASTY (if NASTY is the word only written in capital letters) expose by ntv, the same media house aired ads for the same institution. , I like it when people live in peace. Faiba wished us happy Madaraka day, a day we celebrate the attainment of self rule, I really like Faiba's consistency. And now Jumia, get yourself a phone at a discount.

Creating religions e.g. Catholic

Recently, the Roman Catholic Church held an event called beatification which attracted lots of religious tourists. Religion as one learned chap said is the opium of the masses. Lets look at it in good light. Whether beatification is Bibilical or not you couldn't help but wonder at the impact of the Roman Catholic Church on people. I decided to take the event as an ordinary graduation, like the one for undergraduate degree, masters degree and PhD, especially PhD as one is then called Dr. So and so. Beatification makes one st. Michael. .... Anyhow, religions are built out of consistency. One David, notable in Israel's history loved to go to God. As he did so the bible says he did so seven times a day he once said that better to be in God's presence for a day than be a thousand days elsewhere. A habit is a disease, as a friend told me long ago, MacDonald's is great among other things because of consistency not majorly because of better service. Most vices apparent...

Affordable internet

Just when I'm thinking of cheap internet residents of Laikipia Country are having it thanks to bahemoth, Microsoft. Kenya surely needs such the prevailing rates are as far as am not very friendly.

Ad Critique

KPLC never fails to disappoint, the person who does their ads is a humorous character. Close up- great, has to be romantic mmh! Though the salsa kind is not just for the couples. Haha! I watched some Ugandan ad, it was campaigning for some petroleum jelly, pretty fascinating. It's culture there for ladies to kneel as a form of humility, so when some dude takes his girl to his patents notice her legs are very dry, white dry. The jelly is brown, dirty brown. Moral don't judge a book by it's cover. LGBT are also on an advertising role in Ireland. Should ignore them. Another by the way is as long as Kenyan security agents don't do the necessary as far as terrorism is concern Kenyans will continue to blame Islam.

Ad critique

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It's just important to have a catchy. Youth Aviation mmh! We have seen it over and over and over, honesty if I have any need of a chopper, youth Aviation it will most likely be. My own, if anywhere near MOLO and you need an executive haircut Roots Barber shop should be your place. Yes found opposite Double M supermarket, in that big orange building, ground floor.

Ad Critique

Hahaha! Faiba is in Meru hahaha! Oh! My! Laughable! Oh! My! Hilarious. Exe is also advertising, mmh! Last time I checked Kenyans prefer flour from posho mills rather than from factories. But with predominant rural urban migration you never know. Some country was also in the mix, apparently they are not given enough money by the government, you could tell by the ad the one reading the country governments achievements read them very hastily. Hahaha! Faiba yawa!

Ad Critique

Back to school, the week that was. Unilever joined the fray, however they had one ad for all their back to school. Naivas as before also had something. 

#Teamhangover fruits

Fruits justify a tree, a bad one produces bad fruits without fail while a good one, good fruits. Islam is good, ah! Don't bother telling me I can clearly see its fruits. Christianity is good, ah! Please don't tell me I can see its fruits. Beer is good, c'mon I can see its fruits. Corruption is good. Really I can see its results, it' s fruits both long term and short term don't bother telling me its good. Beer, wines and spirits are good. Really I can see, clearly see their fruits. Entrepreneurship is good. I see and will continue to see. Deputy head teachers here in Kenya are basically discipline masters in schools here. In my high school, had one who had a gift, talent for his deputy job. I mean the guy was HARSH, that is if HARSH is the word that's always written in capital letters. He however had a weakness, bear. He lost his family then one day he went out and soaked himself in alcohol. On returning lonely home he sat on the chair unfortunately hi...

LGBT's Rights

Ad  Critique really has nothing to say about cigarette adverts because there are none in Kenya.  According to some peice in a local daily One Shisha session is equivalent to smoking 100 cigarettes. Cough! According to some research by one Andrew Wamock Smoking reduces ones lifespan by 7yrs Homosexuality reduces ones lifespan by 20yrs Lessons from the above to Kenya? Ban Shisha, ban cigarette smoking and yes ban anything related to LGBT. Ban? For philosophical reasons I don't like ban debate I guess it's a public relations scheme that will be successful if a ban is placed. Evidently countries that support or that have such groups legalised have their own sets of problems especially financial. My assessment on religion is that the God of Israel must be the true God. In the 1950s Britain deserted Israel in their hour of need what followed is that Britain lost almost all it's colonies after this desertion. Today some self proclaimed big countries have legalised som...

AD critique

Aquafresh toothpaste, that's a wow! Ad especially this back to school season. Not just back to school but also a time that Mayweather seems good yeah! Since for one Floyd Mayweather won the so much hyped match. Aquafresh also have a superhero who fights tooth issues. Super ad.

Top Gear Africa

I bet you haven't seen this episode of Top Gear. Jeremy was suspended, maybe for good but boy that guy has talent. That's just the concoction that we have in society especially Africa. What about Clinton? Yeah! Something like that. Gadaffi Libya's former and late president perfectly fits the bill as far as this narrative is concerned. The guy brought a lot of development in that part of the world, it's said that electricity and water were in abundant supply. Only that in abundant supply also was oppression which brought his ouster and subsequent use of 'the error' * which is still being evidenced today. Were we supposed to be shocked? Almost every month here in Kenya ladies come back claiming that they were harassed by their employers. Uncle Bob on the other hand has been able to bring his country to very high literacy levels but not just that he has made the value of their currency to be so low. In Kenya KOT that's Kenyans on Twitter keep complainin...

Nepal, ad critique

Condolences to the Nepalese people, I don't know if the the jihadist are sympathetic or they will think that the earthquake will get virgins for killing people. Can't stand those guys, a Sheikh Kinyua was being interviewed on NTV Kenya morning talk show and he talked of Islam having four major pro phets Jesus and Mohammed being amo ng , so some Muslims apparently don't believe in Jesus and others don't believe in Mohammed. What, Mohammed why then are they Muslims? Anyway throughout the interview I couldn't help realize that there is an error in that book they use which during #worldbookday got a lot of mentions in Twitter. Ad Critique Since digital migration here in Kenya only BIG BOYS are advertising namely Coca-Cola, Safaricom, Nivea, Faiba (by Jamii Telecom). Nothing new and interesting. With many new digital channels viewership has to be rated so that the companies can know where to put their money.

Beautiful Kenya or it?

Beautiful Kenya, I'm told of some very small and equally very weird lake in Muranga where no one has ever been able to measure it's depth. Many children are said to have been swallowed by the lake, everything thrown in there sinks and is never traceable again, the lake doesn't dry up. Potatoes are apparently i n short supply in MOLO and brokers are having to get them from Tanzania yet the Tanzanians are the ones who normally come for potatoes here in Kenya. Rains don't come because of Timsales reforestation. The rains are back thanks be to God, they failed despite Timsales reforestation, in the Western parts of Kenya some crying rock even stopped crying which it had not done in a long time. Garrisa Attack My take. Apparently when man is told not to walk on the grass that's when he will walk on it, what he is told to do he mostly doesn't, what he's told not to do that he does, then one tells me that Islam teaches people to be peaceful, that's the dev...

Bye Easter, till next year

Icy Case Some extremist actually loved humanity so extremely that he gave his life for humanity. Fortunately, he became He when he Rose from the dead. The government of the day tried to hide this fact/truth but they didn't succeed. So let's laugh at them, one two go. Ha! Ha! Ha! Reminds me of some present day that need to attend P.R. lessons. Muslim in heaven? Some Christian in the 90s was shocked to die and find a muslim in heaven. He enquired and found out that on her death bed she actually accepted Jesus as her saviour. What do you mean, extremely extreme. He loved all and carried all's sin consequence. Extremist, extremely loved us and since love is all about responsibility he carried the consequence of the criminal, murder, porn actors, actresses, prostitutes, child sex offender. ... That if they would only believe they would then receive the consequence of righteousness. We're not done, I'm told that the top two most philanthropic persons are Jewi...

Success, succession management

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Yeah! Actually my keyboard tells me that it's set in default to type in the Queens' English which I find unbearably twee. Oh! I like the flair therein. Success Marriage is a climax in some people's life and otherwise to others. It should be blissful and not otherwise. One tip if you are religious I know you RESPECT your spiritual leader. If an atheist I bet you RESPECT your leader in Kenya they have a president "chuckle! chuckle!" Hey you there why are you laughing? Anyway you should respect your spouse as you do your president, sorry spiritual leader then you won't even fight. So some chap here called Jastan is a successful businessperson. You see this guy the birds tell me married a wife from a well-up family and they both desired to be successful businesspeople but they didn't have the big K, capital, they tried this, it didn't work, tried that, total failure. That last word eventually doesn't count if you are patient and persistent. Durin...

AD CRITIQUE

Olx, I like Eric Omondi's wife. Yes the one in this ad, she's such a great actor, I like her so much. Mmh! Some Kenyan actually made 738 million Kenyan shillings, that's about $8 million. Good cash for 5% stake in Airtel Kenya.  5% yes 5. This comes after the hyped Equitel I like the Equitel thing mmh! After being in obscurity as far as $ is concerned when you get it garner all you can billions, zillions if you can. Airtel ads continue to splash our screens, a granny knows more concerning internet bundles than youths? Only in ad. It's time for digital migration, left, right, center GoTv, Signet, Zuku and so on and so forth. Not bad it's their season. When we've made zillions we should remember the 'less fortunate' in society, this reminds me of so goodly couple that came all the way from U.K. and started a children's home here in MOLO, I can bet money that the business tycoons in town don't contribute a dime to this project. In Nigeria (who ...

Califonium ideas

In tech meetings around the world today mobile money is the main thing the innovator is actually claimed to be Kenyan. Golden guy, most claim that the guy wasn't sufficiently paid for his innovation by one of the telecoms in the country. The other day a student from Multi-media university in Kenya was doing his attachment at a certain company, while there he aired out an idea to his bosses there.  Before he could code the first line of his idea his invention was making rounds in Kenya, that's if rounds means money. Oh! We badly needs VCs, when I grow up i'll be one. I talked a while back about names of businesses and their outcomes. Standard Oil, General Electric, Biashara Masters (Njoro ) well an old employee of the latter started a business in town and called it Super Hardware, it sure is super today.

Golden Justice African narrative

Men it would seem are negatively charged Bushop James Karanja So they need to work hard to be positive. Every cloud apparently has a silver lining. Developing countries are a funny lot But is there a better place? Is Italy developing or developed? Berlusconi?? Italians must be in the funny fray? But is there a better place? In Uganda some diude was handed over to the ICC by some leaders who apparently don't believe in that court. But is there a better place? Haha! Leaders elected have almost similar characters. When they die you don't know whether to sympathise. Some are reported to be corrupt. Some are rumored to be wife snatchers, having extramarital relationships. When they die of unclear circumstances you don't know whether to sympathise with them or not. But is there a better place? The leaders increase their pay as the money increases so also do wives. Serves them right to have more money after all he that gives much receives much, give it to them the...

AD CRITIQUE

BE ST & WORST MARKETING Forget about love with the mandarin speaking fellow. So the good first the Airtel ad is HOOOOT! I like I lot. That Airtel dude is a good actor, the ad only coming to continue the self advertising done by the product Umliminet, I personally wanted to use Facebook for free only to find that it's reserved for Airtel users. So should I buy an Airtel line, mmh! .. The worst, IS  has ceased to be just an English word but an extremist group with sympathisers all over the world. How do you market a product that kills people? Eat this bread and you shall surely die. How many want to eat this bread? This car is sure to breakdown and kill you as you drive it. How do you market a religion by killing people Muslims as well as Christians? I guess what these jihadist need the most is marketing lessons. I read the monk who sold his Ferrari an in there you see that Buddhist monks are pro-life just like Christians. Otherwise the rains are on the way and they ...

Mandarin love

Apparently I am in love, mmh! Who cares. Actually I don't know. There is a problem however she speeks Chinese, yes Chinese and nothing else. How did you meet? Well the old times saying, 'love at first time. .' Oh boy don't you know how to speak Chinese? When someone speaks can't you understand? Not a single word. Poor thee the bible says two can't walk unless they are in agreement. Either you go to school and learn Chinese or she goes to school and learn English, better yet, both of you can go to school and learn. Well I don't know if she's willing, that's means I must go and learn a few Chinese words before I ask her. Okay. It's good for the above difference is just language. But suppose she learns a little English and while walking down some dark ally she meets IS sympathisers, they hear her talking to me or her friend in English and on learning that she had esteemed English and had gone to school to learn it get annoyed and execute ...

50 shades of grey or stray

My opinion. Most Africans who have visited America testify that movies do a great deal of advertising for America because what they saw on the ground was not what they watched in the movies. The movies showed utopia reality showed earth. A part of the earth. Being Kenyan I get pissed off when local movies or programs having lewd segments because those were the same things we were watching before the post election violence of 2007-08. Then we thought we were just okay but families were breaking and we didn't give a damn about that. We assumed that our rights were not being violated that we were actually enjoying them when when such lewd scenes crossed our screens. Under the table ethnicity was being a big issue, people weren't getting divided over ethnic lines, politicians were largely speaking trash (just being modest), created hate one to another, when they were broadcast on television, horrible. They shamelessly gave promises they knew they couldn't fulfill and so on...

Ad Critique

AD CRITIQUE Since the media, analogue signaling was shut down for televisions broadcasting there is not much I can write about AD CRITIQUE, However Safaricom Kenya's largest telecomunications company held an International Jazz festival in Nairobi this past weekend and boy are they Getting some jazz from the international Airtel telecom company as Jack Ojiambo formerly of Capital Jazz Club and now in jazz essentials at Nation FM, 'More jazz than when Ali Met Forman'. Whith Airtels free Facebook offer, sounds like that will be some jazz. STORIES FR OM MOLO Now in this town many things have happen but are now water under the brid ge . 1. Hand So some chap who went by the limb'hand'. This particular character dominated this town he owned lots of properties and had an army of men that worked for him. This guy could snatch people's wives and leave the people he had snatched from in dead silence if you dared speaker he would send his men to come an exterminate...

Valentine replacement

Friday the 13th Valentine replacement. So last years roses require replacement. For they died, were thrown away or who remembers where they were placed? Last years red wine is it still in good shape. No doubt it requires a replacement. Ah! Mike we're conservatives, we don't take wine! Okay, where are the bottles of soda? I guess they need a replacement. The red dress, I am a dude I don't do dresses, sorry then the t-shirt. Mmh! seems faded. Obviously will need another new one. What about the brand new red VW beetle. Ah! pull a new kind of surprise, the awe of the former ended. New vibes, maybe a new song or poem. And on and on and on. His blood still red and fresh about two thousand years later. Ever fresh, His love for me, oh! for us all. God's love, Jesus' blood. UNREPLACEABLE.

Land sale Molo Kenya

YDescription38.5 Hectares piece of land in Molo/ Kenjoketty/2 registered under Cap.300 of the lands Act.  400 m rural road access 200m clean perennial fresh water river running breadth of land unexploited hardcore stone quarry with a two-acre outcrop six acre cypress tree plantation established in late 2003 four acre indigenous forest along river path close proximity to local trading center and government installations (police post, chiefs camp, schools, clinics, e.t.c.). ksh450,000 per acre land to be sold as a whole(100acres) Call me if interested, it close to George Saitoti's farm and some large greenhouse farm along Molo keringet road.

Valentine

Hallo friend, I hope you are doing great this valentine's season. I am doing great apart from some messy happenings here and there. First the Kardashian's dad then a neighbor's daughter was found to be molested by mothers boyfriend, since the six year old girl was a friend of mine I had noted for a long time was very moody only realized that she had been rapped severely and severaly. She contracted HIV. About Kardashian's I was so not shocked by the dad's story, I think I have said this before the way one is brought up matters a lot on how one grows up as. As for me I have already received a deep kiss from a wasp and another from a mosquito. What a warm Valentine, I however think especially from here in Molo that Christmas has overtaken Valentine in matters relationships. Happy week y'all.

AD CRITIQUE

Patriots win, advertisers win even bigger ha! Truth be told in Kenya American Football is not played by many, soccer is the real deal here.

Rational love

Girls are surely from another planet. Only the ones I 'encounter ' are from the same planet as I am. Jay Z sang and said that he adores girls, he must have been high on something. As for me I do chics one, ONLY ONE is enough for me. What about your daughter? That's a different story. Anyway a program called 'marriage today ' on TBN is really enlightening me. Apparently I had a deadbeat dad who has really changed, he's now a born again Christian and looks the part. So I don't have a scrip on matters marriage, I have to look around for what seems to work for 'the successful '. The girls I have dealt with refuse an offer to be bought for anything and insist on buying me goodies, if it's my mother doing that I would really appreciate. Some gold in Molo youths meeting about marriage are on the same frequency and wavelength with marriage today teachings. The main point being that men and women enter into marriage expecting VERY DIFFERENT THING...

Kudos

Kudos to Agriculture CS for giving potato farmers a relief by demanding packing in small bags only. That will benefit the county governments collect more revenue so I foresee development. The Senator of Nyandarua County for pushing for the same. Anyiko of KBCKenya grapevine show, she's gold from Molo. Moses Wakhisi ktnkenya sports gold from Molo, kudos. And of course myself for inventing more things than Thomas Edison.

Goldie training

Goldening Training School children tear gased down here. | Almost sickening but please don't get nauseated. From Boko Haram, Al Shabab, Taliban among others. Was at the police station today and I got another reason to be an entrepreneur. Like most zillionaires oops it's only figurative we only have billionaire (individuals) and trillionaire families, yes you know who. Charlie Heb Do has taught us one more risky career besides being a soldier. A satirical cartoonist. THE PROCESS The Bible says that God created the world in six days and rested on the seventh. Almighty God? Let me go at it again, God created the world in six days and rested on the seventh. I tell you if He attended some religious organizations today He would have received a gratuitous load of prayers so that He could somehow remember that He is Almighty. Mmh! In this generation He would have been expected to create it in no time, something less than a millisecond. PA! Sound of grenade attacks no, that f...

A Thousand Ways To.. Choose

On Ad Critique, it's January 2015 here (I understand that there are many types of calendars) and this is the time that people take children to school thus most ads are about back to school deals. HOWEVER Coca Cola did it again just after giving me free data bundles they now have a coca-cola with my name on it, mmh. Haven't bought one of this though. A Million Ways To ... You probably have watched a reality show by the name similar to the title that shows many was which people have died. We're not about to take that direction since we won't die till we fulfill our purpose on earth. In the business sense there are many ways to make money, many ways. Did I say many, yes many ways. You can be employed by someone else or you can employ yourself. In both you obviously fall into many industries therein. Most help people get basic goods and services. Human needs are a good source of business. As technology and lifestyles change so do the needs change though the former...

Paul Magu Syndrome

Paul Magu Syndrome No pun intended in using the above name mmh! Others say 'grass is always greener on the other side '. This syndrome works positively for some people but not all. In Christian circles people change churches seeking for the most powerful preacher. In business people move from place to place seeking areas that seem more promising. An entrepreneur I once heard saying that people who are new in an environment perform better than the people who have been in the environment for long. Smith Wiggleswoth, Bishop David Oyedepo among many preachers thought of being successful have gone to where the fire was hot so as to acquire the heat, when they got it they became very effective. Most 'devil worshippers ' apparently change religion when they discover that what they call powerful is not very effective on certain people mainly Christians. That's far fetched but I am made to understand that no successful persons are truly original, they acquired the f...

UKenyatta Gold

That was a hell of a party. What hell? I most probably was miles off. Not anywhere near that party. Good leaders come from God, actually the Bible says all authority comes from Him. In developing countries leadership comes at a great expense. The expense comes mainly in form of corruption. Look at Libya for instance, it had grown economically under Gadafi that came at the price of lack of freedom though most of the countrymen enjoyed a lot of benefits, we know how that ended. I was about to exchange 5000 Ghanaian cedis only to find out that that currency was done away with. Could not believe that but I didn't have many other options if any. At that moment I felt proudly Kenyan.  So our president was rich before becoming president and on that I concur with Myles Munroe that's a plus for UKenyatta.

GOLDEN CONCOCTIONS

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Social Media 2015 Like life there are both positive and negative in social media. Contemplate this, God posted The Word. God's expects us to favorite, like, love actually Believe. God affirms that He loves The Word and whosoever believes in The Word God consequently loves Him, makes sense right? What do you feel when people like, double tap, favorite, retweet. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram... Apparently when we believe God's word, He rewards us unlike any social site. Thanksgiving I had a wow 2014 especially here on goldinmolo where I had more page views, thousands to be specific. I met great men and women one significant one was Greenland Resource Center owner Mr. Muriuki incredible Guy. Mr. Muriuki was cursed, suspected of being mad all because he quit his day job to pursue his entrepreneurial dreams, BUT NOW 12 years later people see the meaning of what he did then. Great 2014, I get so many ideas and in 2014 I got to implement some of them.